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White Strawberry Lemon SangriaIngredients & Measurements:
2 Lemons (Sliced Thinly)
1 Apple (Sliced)
1 cup Strawberries (Sliced)
750 ml bottle of White Wine
1/2 cup White Rum
4 cups Sprite
Ingredients:Add lemon slices to a large pitcher, then the apples, then the strawberries. Pour the wine and rum over the top. Cover and place in the refrigerator for 4 – 5 hours. Remove from refrigerator and add the Sprite. Add a few pieces of the fruit to your glass and pour sangria over to serve.


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